décembre 2011
Fairy Tales And Their Original Gruesome Endings
1. Sleeping Beauty - In Disney’s Sleeping Beauty, the princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and live happily ever after. In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophecy, ...
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
me: now first, i need to find your prostate...
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quadhorn:
mom: What are you reading on the internet?
me: …A romantic love story
mom: is it educational?
me: very
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Let’s follow some vain people
I haven’t made fun of anyone in a long time
I have a bitter heart.
I like being alone.
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
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bruisedlabia replied to your photo: Oh hai!, I have no eyes. p.s. you all suck.
brb my heart is melting
you know it’s not, khry c:
nothingbutnotrust replied to your post: I hate christmas greetings.
i hate christmas everything
i just hate everything. Good to know i’m not the only one who hates holidays.
crimsonink replied to your post: casual blank text post
except this isn’t blank
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